The nutters have found me
Do you remember when I wrote this post?
You were all mentioning the hilariously naughty and twisted queries that brought people of deviant dispositions to your blog. They really made me laugh. Sadly though, by mentioning those queries, all the nutters are now finding me! I mention Ms Mya and Ms Beaufoix in particular. Or do I mean testicular?
Haha. I’m so funny. I’m also so drunk. I’ve just been out with my bestestest friend in the world and we went in El Rincon and drank wine and had a great time! And then tomorrow I’m off out with Jez’s uni friends, who only have a matter of days left to take the piss out of Jez for having a 21 year old girlfriend! But 21 or 22, I will always be crap at ten pin bowling.
Who invented a sport where you stick your arse in everyone’s face? I mean, really, who? I need beer tomorrow, and lots of it.
Ciao ciao e buona notte xxx
