Superlibrarian

Superlibrarian won, I’m afraid. But Miss Gorightry is in waiting, perhaps for our first party in our new house.

Once my headache has gone I will tell you all about last night! Now I’m off to a rehearsal for my role as Rapunzel! Hope they don’t have the wig today, I don’t feel that strong… 

Posted: October 28, 2007 Comments (3)

Costume query

I’m going to a Heroes and Villains themed Halloween party tomorrow night. Jez is sorted as either James Bond or Zorro, but I am torn between two heroines.

Option one is Holly Go-lightly - and I made the costume for her with items already in my wardrobe, impressively! She is sexy, sleek, kooky and adorable. She also has brilliant gloves. And sings Moon River.

Option two is Superlibrarian. On the top half she has a bun, glasses, twin set and pearls. On the bottom half she wears her knickers outside her tights and a pair of killer stilettos… She has a magic wand, life-saving powers, and a big L on her panties.

Who do I pick?

Answers on a postcard please. 

Posted: October 26, 2007 Comments (4)

I bloody love you!

I just wanted to say to all my readers - I bloody love you!

I really hope that one day I will meet some of you. There will be wine, music, high heels, high spirits, and lots of laughter.

How much fun would that be? 

Posted: October 4, 2007 Comments (21)

The nutters have found me

Do you remember when I wrote this post?

You were all mentioning the hilariously naughty and twisted queries that brought people of deviant dispositions to your blog. They really made me laugh. Sadly though, by mentioning those queries, all the nutters are now finding me! I mention Ms Mya and Ms Beaufoix in particular. Or do I mean testicular?

Haha. I’m so funny. I’m also so drunk. I’ve just been out with my bestestest friend in the world and we went in El Rincon and drank wine and had a great time! And then tomorrow I’m off out with Jez’s uni friends, who only have a matter of days left to take the piss out of Jez for having a 21 year old girlfriend! But 21 or 22, I will always be crap at ten pin bowling.

Who invented a sport where you stick your arse in everyone’s face? I mean, really, who? I need beer tomorrow, and lots of it.

Ciao ciao e buona notte xxx 

Posted: September 22, 2007 Comments (4)